The existence of Crotchford County has been a matter of debate among scholars and philosophers since before the beginning, whenever that was. Since the aforementioned scholars and philosophers have determined that reality itself may or may not exist, their thoughts on Crotchford County are, at best, inconsequential — as are we all... in a manner of sorts. Still, we will say that we are here in Crotchford By The Sea whether we believe it or don't. It may be an imaginary place, but at least the weather is pleasant. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for our fellow inhabitants.
The denizens of Crotchford County are a sad and despicable lot, at least the ones we know of are sad and despicable. But that miserable fact should not, and will not, deter us from our sacred mission as outlined in our motto; Putus Somnium Pro Facile Frustro, which roughly translates to, "Pure Nonsense For The Easily Duped." This, we promise, will remain our credo.
You, dear reader, can always rely on this blog to supply only the most absurd and ridiculous postulations to be found on the World Wide Interweb, and honestly, isn't it nice to finally have a blog you can trust to have absolutely no known redemptive value? Be assured the time you waste here will be truly time wasted... and since time is a finite concept, eventually we'll run out and none of us will have to worry about such things. Isn't that nice?
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